IanB - computer guy and borderline psychopath

IanB - Computer guy and borderline psychopath

No I will not fix your computer - unless: (a) you pay me, (b) you are very famous, (c) are related to me [and even then I probably wont] (d) are excessively attractive and with low morals. Yes I will help you design your web site subject to the same conditions as fixing your computer.

Yes, I probably am a border-line psychopath but then so would you be if you wrote computer programs for a living and had to tell people which button on a mouse was "the left mouse button".

The following random fact may not be true: I am one of Yul Brynner's hairdressers.
Disclaimer: Names and events have been changed to implicate the innocent.