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I didn't mean

...for this blog to be an estuary for my lovelorn outpourings. It was supposed to be more of a paddle in some whimsy. But that's the way the crumble cookies.


I've been in my new place for a week and a half. And I've already become entranced by a young lady. She's funny. I mean - really funny. She's articulate. In terms of looks, she's like having an eye massage. But moreover...


She writes.


And she writes beautifully.


And guess what ? I don't think you'll need three...


She has a man. Who I know to be a bit of a rotter. He used to go out with my flatmate, and good chum of many years. She tells of bad things; and I don't think she's making them up.


I swear that this never happened to me before. I've always managed to steer clear of those who are marked. I must be making up for some horrific karmic transgression. But I don't know what. I think I've been good. I could be wrong.


Uh-oh.

28.6.04 12:13
 


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(28.6.04 12:25)
What lesson do you think you're supposed to be learning? That's how the theory works, isn't it?


(28.6.04 12:29)
Maybe you're destined to save damsels in distress?


(28.6.04 12:37)
Loop-de-loop - I know, I know. Lemon by name, and clearly by nature too.
Pog-rock - how very romantic. I should buy a suit of armour. Or steal one from the creepy hotel on the hill nearby. Though I heard a rumour that it's actually made of plastic. I'm going a bit off the point, amn't I ?


(28.6.04 13:41)
Naw matey - right on the nail, I reckon ..... (Though I am intrigued by the notion of a creepy hotel made of plastic.)


(28.6.04 14:17)
It's actually the armour that's supposed to be made of plastic. Shame really. I am now intrigued by the notion of a creepy plastic hotel too. Scary Lego ?


(28.6.04 14:23)
I noo dat!
Ahem.


(28.6.04 15:08)
Wot absolute filth. This is a family blog.

Except for all the swearing and smutty bits. Lego-ver anyone ?


(28.6.04 15:13)
Naughty, innit?


(29.6.04 12:42)
You obviously have a talent for spotting the attached ;o)
She's not married......


(29.6.04 14:08)
Honestly, this never used to happen to me. Maybe it's just 'cause - at my age - everyone seems to pair off. I say 'everyone'...
She's not married - true; but she has got a fella. And she seems happy enough. And saying he was a 'rotter' is possibly a little unfair. I've met him a couple of times, and I quite like him. But then, people can be different in social situations from how they might be in relationships.
I might focus my attention on Busty Smiley (Single) Surf-Shop Gal instead...


(29.6.04 14:51)
Sounds like a good plan!!!!! :O)

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