...to have an unexpected visit from Nooma yesterday. She's been a bit of a hermit lately. We ate apple crumble, watched a video of The Death Slide (I may have to post the video on the web, so that the true carnage can be appreciated), and watched slugs having sex on the garden path. A fab time was had.
Now, my flatmate's boyfriend (The Friendly Fisherman) won her a cuddly toy rabbit in a raffle. My flatmate already owns an actual rabbit. Her boyfriend decided to tease the rabbit by vibrating the toy, and seeing if he took the bait. He certainly did. Ten seconds of frantic humping later, and he jizzed on the cuddly toy's head (that is to say, the rabbit did). Here is a picture of the inanimate temptress, posing provocatively on a carrom board :
She was definitely asking for it. The little slut.
Tickled by this tale, Nooma asked The Friendly Fisherman for a repeat performance. After a moment's waggling, the rabbit was back at it again, thrusting like the rocket in the old Spectrum game 'Thrust'. Well, he is a rabbit, after all. Everyone was struck by the hilarity of this. Nooma chided The Friendly Fisherman for being "cruel", as he didn't allow the rabbit to finish the job. I think she just wanted to see the mess. She is deliciously sick.
I only have a month to make the most of her company before she fucks off for another six.
She wants to buy me a present in return for giving her my mosquito net, but doesn't know what. I don't know what either. What should I ask for ?
