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How to get blood from a stone

This expression has always confused me until today. I used a bit of lateral thinking. Sadly the answer is very simple. Take stone that you wish blood from in right hand, nestled in palm face up. Move hand in the counter direction of gravities flow and toward a soft fleshy part of ones own kranium. And strike. Sometimes you get lucky and the blood appear rapidly others require the repeat application of said rule to receive results. And there you have it "how to get blood from a stone."
27.5.08 04:26
 


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