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	Nocturnal Admissions Going cheap "Knives for sale" I've discovered I am a knife rack! An assorted collection of steel in my back. A usefully located cleaver in my heart. No need to add a sharpener to your cart. A simple removing and returning, As it's self sharpening. 27.5.08 18:21 Permalink / 1 Comment / comment How to get blood from a stone This expression has always confused me until today. I used a bit of lateral thinking. Sadly the answer is very simple. Take stone that you wish blood from in right hand, nestled in palm face up. Move hand in the counter direction of gravities flow and toward a soft fleshy part of ones own kranium. And strike. Sometimes you get lucky and the blood appear rapidly others require the repeat application of said rule to receive results. And there you have it "how to get blood from a stone." 27.5.08 04:26 Permalink / comment A throw away comment? Last night whilst talking with a rather drunken friend I made the following statement. Life is the inconvient moments between birth and death. I think I won't be getting that job as a greeting card writer after all. 19.5.08 16:03 Permalink / comment Last night I was in a dream I never wanted to leave.... I'm not really gonna go into much detail in this post, surfice to say that one of the main protaganists was someone I've not seen for a while. You may find a poem that refers to the 1st time I'd seen them in a long time. The dream was some kind of strange love triangle and I simply didn't want to leave my imagination in full over drive. But I can't spend all day in "Bedfordshire" more's the pity. Sadly I don't think this dream is in anyway prophetic but who knows. It did lead me to panadoras box with pictures and noticed that said person has a profile. I've been avoiding this site for the whole reason of our lives have been doing well without each other in them. I don't think I should rock the boat. As tempted as I may be I think my fanasties and dreams should stay just that. The chances of the person ever reading these words is so slim to me almost inprobable. A bit like them randomly dialing a number into a phone and getting my home number. 13.5.08 13:03 Permalink / 2 Comments / comment 2nd try at this... The other week something interesting came up in conversation. As you may be aware I'm a huge fan of Ozzy soap Neighbours. Well a group of us were discussing the tragic death of one of the characters Scott "Stingray" Timmons and something was discovered.  You may remember when the Ozzy who ran than animal park was killed by an aquatic animal. Well after his death Ozzy's were known to be going out and killing Stingrays in revenge attacks. Well the death of Scott seems to have been a grand gesture to wipe out Stingrays from their TV's. Just a thought. 19.6.07 11:49 Permalink / comment Regarding J.T.s new video... I've seen Justin "Trousersnakes" new video for What goes around... and I think I've hit upon something. I think that JT's mate sleeps with Keira Knightly purely to break them up and not because he fancies her. It's just like Chasing Amy, JT's mate fancy's JT and can't stand the fact that JT's with a woman and not him. I may not be right about it but a psychological analysis seems to bring that conclusion. Anyone else come to the same conclusion? 22.2.07 23:29 Permalink / 2 Comments / comment I'm not sure what I should do now... I think I'm going to be diagnosed with a health condition that I've done well to avoid. I've been doing my own research online and it seems that my fears could be correct. Thankfully it's not life threatening but damn painful. Sadly I have to take responsibility for it but maybe I'm worrying unnecessarily, I'll just have to see what the doctor says on Monday. 19.11.06 00:32 Permalink / 3 Comments / comment  [next page]